if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: matthewcodymoore, via alliums)
perks of friend zoning:
you get
- twix
- flowers
- redbull
- coffee
left on your door step, eh maybe just me.
BUT I’LL FUCKIN TAKE IT.
sometimes i’m like ehhh boys but most of the time i’m like eyyyyyyyy boys
(via satanic-suicides)
mom….dad…..i cant be tamed
(Source: otterboxes, via alliums)
